But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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