my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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