That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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