Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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