my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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