I wanna bring you to show and tell
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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