she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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