do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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