FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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