I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize