D3 body, D1 cock
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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