I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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