What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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