Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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