The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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