i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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