Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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