At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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