And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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