I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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