my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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