Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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