butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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