ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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