Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
They took my balls.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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