Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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