Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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