I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
