I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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