Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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