i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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