Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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