Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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