I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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