How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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