i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I've blown a few things in my day
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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