I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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