We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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