how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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