Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
another moral hangover. fuck.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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