Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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