watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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