think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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