why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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