Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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