Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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