Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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