How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize