theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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