I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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