is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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