At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
