We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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