They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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