it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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